Just another girl who loves food, tumblr and cute guys | 14
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collar:

how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets

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rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

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gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

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cumfort:

I hope I reincarnate into Beyoncé

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tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk

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buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

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seinfelcl:

this website sucks when nobody pays attention to me

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prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

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automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

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surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

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